Hood gets winked

No, this isn’t an April fool, but somebody’s probably feeling like one…Des Moines police say someone tried to steal a truck outside a home, couldn’t manage to do it, and grabbed a bag from the bed of the vehicle…which, the owner revealed, was filled with doggie doo.  Police say the thief could get 3rd degree burglary charges…as if the loot wasn’t enough of a party pooper.